Cozy Up to Terror

📖 The Scoop

A man with a troubled past. A mob out for revenge. This is no time for cookies.

Doyle Flanders has finally found peace working as a custodian at Lone Star Family Fun Time, free from the limelight and out of trouble. But when he's unexpectedly thrust into the role of Yango the Yeti, the theme park's beloved mascot, everything changes.

Now, Doyle can't go anywhere without children following him and loyal fans clamoring for a picture. Adding to the problem, the local mob is looking for the man who should have worn the costume that day.

Little do these gangsters know that Doyle is a man with a secret-one the U.S. Government has invested a lot to keep hidden. Doyle's enemies have chased him across the country and will stop at nothing to exact their revenge.

Now, Doyle must outwit his pursuers while wearing a heavy, smelly Yeti costume. Will he escape the theme park unscathed? Or will the local mob discover his true identity? Find out in this fast-paced and funny thriller.

Genre: Fiction / Humorous / General (fancy, right?)