Zombie Apocalypse Guide

📖 The Scoop

Double the advice to become an expert zombie survivor!
Book 1: The undead are all over the streets. The apocalypse has begun, and you're left to squander for food, fuel, weapons, or any tradable and usable goods to survive and not turn into a zombie yourself. Just in case an epidemic spreads across the globe and turns this dystopian fantasy into a reality, a guide has been constructed to help you prepare. You'll read about topics such as:
Emergency survival tips
The wrong ideas you must get out of your head.
How to find weapons, food, and where to go for shelter.
Survival ideas and investments you should make before it happens.
Top notch tips for being on your own or in groups to survive better.
And much more!
You cannot stay in the dark and be unprepared when a deadly virus spreads across the nation and turns everyone into aggressive, bloodlust creatures. Get ready and take care of yourself now!

Book 2: It's not a matter of if but of WHEN a zombie outbreak hits the world. When it does, you will be happy that you took the time to read this brief book of information, and you can rub it into all the zombies' faces, because they got bitten and turned into the undead in the blink of an eye. But not you! You'll know what to do! How does a few dollars for a book sound in order to survive years after everyone dies or becomes a mindless brain eater? Not too shabby, does it? In this book, you'll find topics like:
What you should avoid wearing.
How you can decrease water usage when water is scarce.
Survival tips and getting ready.
What effect bankruptcy will have on trading goods and assets in post-apocalyptic times.
How training your muscles can turn you into a killing machine.
Business development rules from zombie survivors.
And so much more!
Ready to crush some skulls, go hide in the dark, or drive by the lifeless ashes and ruins of your previous hometown? Then you better know what you're doing. Start reading now!

Genre: Humor / Form / Parodies (fancy, right?)