Gordon Getty Is a Prick

📖 The Scoop

I earned the Getty Oil Company shareholders Four Billion Bucks ... On the Reserve acquisition; the way they treat me -- it really sucks! As the Getty inheritors bask in glee; All I asked for was that they look after me. Four billion dollars they earned on Reserve My fee I surely deserve. It turns out J.P. Getty may have been a Nazi; His family even goes back to Germany. With Hitler, Goring & Goebbels he did stand; While trying to undermine the American land! For paintings & artifacts he did receive With his oil he was able to deceive? Hoover & the FBI and Roosevelt they knew -- That J.P. Getty & espionage he drew! Many a young lad and Jew did die; As planes dropped bombs from the sky. For years while Getty sat in Berlin; He may have committed many a sin. The ashes and smoke from the chimneys it rose; While old man Getty sat cozy; he chose. With artwork held tightly under his arm Still dripping in blood -- as the real owner met harm. Into the ovens & on meat-hooks, bullets between the eyes Listen very carefully you can still hear their cries! While the Gettys sit in England; at their estate at Wormsley And Gordon sings in San Francisco; With his 727 in tow. The Getty museum sits atop Malibu While the corpses of World War 2 scream -- J.P. Getty -- We know you!

Genre: True Crime / General (fancy, right?)