๐ The Scoop
Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. Iโm a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks Iโm male. Iโm not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped Iโd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called โBreakfast.โ I didnโt lay a coil on it.
Gunnar thinks Iโll be his adoring pet. Heโs wrong.
In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.
Genre: Juvenile Fiction / Animals / Reptiles & Amphibians (fancy, right?)
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